Ducks
There are some ducks here. But not enough. Never enough.
Bring me more ducks.
The flock must grow.
| The Duck | About the Duck |
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A classic duck with “Rockstars IT” branding, picked up during a tech event. |
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This brave duck is openly French, god bless him. |
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A female duck equipped with swimming gear. |
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A gondolier duck from Venice, pride of the Italian navy. |
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Two ducks on their wedding day. Fun fact: ducks do not mate for life and are only seasonally monogamous. |
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A hardcore gamer duck. The stuff he says on Xbox Live cannot be reprinted here. |
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“There is no bread allowed in the club. At the bottom of this elevator, there is a coat-check girl, and if we’re lucky, one duck for checking bread.” “And if we’re unlucky?” “There will be many ducks.” — scene from The Matrix Revolutions (duck edition) |






