Ducks

There are some ducks here. But not enough. Never enough.

Bring me more ducks.

The flock must grow.

The Duck About the Duck
A classic duck with “Rockstars IT” branding, picked up during a tech event.
This brave duck is openly French, god bless him.
A female duck equipped with swimming gear.
A gondolier duck from Venice, pride of the Italian navy.
Two ducks on their wedding day. Fun fact: ducks do not mate for life and are only seasonally monogamous.
A hardcore gamer duck. The stuff he says on Xbox Live cannot be reprinted here.
“There is no bread allowed in the club. At the bottom of this elevator, there is a coat-check girl, and if we’re lucky, one duck for checking bread.”

“And if we’re unlucky?”

“There will be many ducks.”

— scene from The Matrix Revolutions (duck edition)